Real Wild Child

Hallowe'en

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 15:38:16 GMT

In ode to the skin poisoning i have managed to get from the hair dye i used as part of my costume, this year (so much pain... so much swelling), i have decided to create...

...Alexs Hallowe'en 06!!

Lee brought us halloween smarties chocolates pumpkins! They were yummy!!

My work pumpkin! It was beeeoootiful!!!

Being green was THE most fun!!

One of my favourite photos ever! Me and Yell!

Yell and 'Were-Dave'

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 21:47:14 GMT

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening credits
System of a down - darts

Waking up
henry mancini - the windmill of your mind

First Day at School
System of a down - suite-pee

Puppy Love
mel c - i turn to you

Fight Song
alex parks - i dont want to talk about it

Breaking Up Song
green day - brain stew

Prom
norah jones - come away with me

Life is Good
dave matthews band - you never know

Driving
stevie nicks and sheryl crow - if you ever did believe

Flashback
hear'say - pure and simple (*hides*)

True Love
the cranberries - forever yello skies

Wedding
the ramones - spiderman (kick ass wedding!!!)

Moment of Triumph
p!nk - cant take me home

Death Scene
honeyz - end of the line (cheeeeeese)

Funeral Song
avril lavigne - slipped away

End credits
acdc - mistress for christmas

Mon, 23 Oct 2006 13:45:52 GMT

HOLY SWEET JESUS!!!

Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:10:22 GMT

i sprained my ankle in york yesterday and am now feeling sorry for myself, lying in bed, listening to martha wainwright and scooping nutella out of the jar with my finger.

classy!

even managed to write.

i want to write a series of monolgues ofr the stage that follows someone thru their life.

i wrote the first one. its short and i had to write it in text format on my phone in the car yesterday.

its at my 'grownup' blog http://boombastico.blogspot.com/

Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:31:58 GMT

OH DEAR GOD I FORGOT HOW MUCH I BLOODY LOVE BIC RUNGA!!!

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:30:35 GMT

Working in The Shed makes my brain cry.

for anyone who actually went to the University of Lincoln and at least attempted a social life, they will know how bloody busy and demanding it can get in there. Especially when it come to daytime food orders.

Examples of my week...

Customer - Ummm hi, i was wondering where my food is
Me - Theres a 20 - 30 min wait on all food orders mate.
Customer - Well i ordered it like 20 minutes again
Me - riiiight....?!
Customer - so where is it?
My brain - WHHHYYYYY ARE YOU A STUDENT?!??!

Me - two cheeseburgers and some onion rings
customer - we ordered a lasagna and smothered chicken as well
Me - and when i find my extra pair of attachable arms, i'll bring them too.
customer - *blank stare*
My Brain - WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY?!??!?!?!!

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 18:08:47 GMT

CHENO = GOD

Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:04:25 GMT

Alcohol is BAAAAAAAAAD!

Wed, 04 Oct 2006 16:34:20 GMT

yay!

buffy people!!

WITH ME!!!

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 18:34:35 GMT

In honour of yesterday, a memorable quote of the day:

... and she was all like "alex, have you not met yourself"

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 19:35:18 GMT

My day as Virginia Woolfe!

T'was fun...

i went to grantchester orchard yesterday.

i WAS virginia woolfe..

...sylvia plathe even... but less... angsty!

its actually when you convice yourself that you've had enough of cambridge that you realise just how pretty it is:

PLUS it has my mum:

and me!

...

herd of cows? course ive heard of cows!!!

hahaha... im such a looooooser!!!

Art

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 17:11:07 GMT

I get bored... easily.

so i paint.

and now, it seems, there are actual people in the world who are willing to give me money for my paintings.

I GET PAID TO BE BORED!!!

SCORE!!!

here are some pic...

http://www.stars-portraits.com/en/membre-Boombastico.php

(would add html code things so you can click link and not copy and paste but i don't want to... don't be so f**king lazy... copy and paste is the best thing ever! it got me through uni!)

I've Done 105 Out Of 145 Crazy Things

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 23:52:03 GMT

im THIS fucking bored

Level 1
(x) smoked a cigarette.
(x ) smoked a cigar
(x ) done weed
(x ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol

SO FAR: 5

Level 2
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
() shoplifted
() been fired
() been in a fist fight

SO FAR: 7

Level 3
() snuck out of a parent's house
() had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) gone out on a blind date

SO FAR: 9

Level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person 3 years older
(x) skipped school/class
() slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die

SO FAR:12

Level 5
(x) had/have a crush on one of ur MYSPACE friends
(x) been to Paris
(x) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking

SO FAR: 17

Level 6
( x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
() met someone BECAUSE of myspace
(x) been mosh pitting

SO FAR: 19

Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) love someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x ) made a snow angel

SO FAR: 23

Level 8
(x ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x ) played dress up

SO FAR: 28

Level 9
(x ) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

SO FAR: 33

Level 10
(x) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sun set
() felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake.

SO FAR: 35

Level 11
(x) been tickled
(x ) been robbed/vandalized
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a reindeer

SO FAR: 38

Level 12
(x ) won a contest
() been suspended from school
(x) had detention
( ) been in a car/motorcycle accident

SO FAR: 40

Level 13
(x) had/have braces
(x ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight

SO FAR: 44

Level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
() pole danced.
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been "obsessed" with post-it notes

SO FAR: 48

Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying

SO FAR:53

Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers!
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins. hard times

SO FAR: 58

Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x ) kissed in the rain

SO FAR: 62

Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about.
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach

SO FAR: 68

Level 19
( x) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x ) had a wish come true
() humped a monkey

SO FAR: 71

Level 20
( ) worn pearls
() jumped off a cliff or a bridge
(x ) screamed "penis"
( ) swam with dolphins

SO FAR: 72

Level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube.
() kissed a fish
(x ) worn the opposite sexes clothes
(x ) Sat on a roof top

SO FAR: 75

Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
() talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night

SO FAR: 78

Level 24
() picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x ) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x) not scared to watch scary movies alone

SO FAR: 81

Level 25
(x ) believe in ghosts
() have/had more then 30 pairs of shoes
() gone streaking.
() been in jail/visit

SO FAR: 82

Level 26
(x) played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused

SO FAR: 87

Level 27
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made a porn video.
(x ) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed

SO FAR: 90

Level 28

(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(x) French braided someones hair
() gone skinny dippin in a pool/lake
(x) been kicked out of your house

SO FAR:97

Level 30
(x) Rode a roller coaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
() Black-mailed someone
(x) been black mailed

SO FAR: 101

Level 31
(x) Been used
(x) fell going up the stairs
() licked a cat
(x ) bitten someone
(x) licked someone

SO FAR: 105

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I've Done___Out Of 145 Crazy ThingsI'

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 23:36:37 GMT

Do you enjoy learning by trial and error?*

Have a flair for lightbulb changing and tea making?

Do you wish to activly partake in lively disscussions about life and the heat?

If so, PLEASE HAVE MY JOB!!! I CAN'T BE ARSED ANYMORE!!!

* note - 'error' will be deducted from payroll

Tue, 25 Jul 2006 18:40:34 GMT

howdy

my gf has 'commisioned' me to paint her a picture of either amber or tara/willow and i am desperatly calling to the diehard fans out there to help me find the perfect pic!

help!!!

alex x

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:35:19 GMT

Lauras mum died at 7.05 this morning

life sucks

the end

cambs is hot and pooey!

Wed, 05 Jul 2006 23:44:31 GMT

what a shit day.

actually no. it was a good day for a while.

was in lincoln with the girlfriend and it was brill but then she got a phone call to say her mum was in hospital and has 48hrs to live.

HOW FUCKING FUCKED UP IS THAT!

its shit. completly wank infact.

i took her back to sheffield on the train and then got a train back to cambs, finally gettin ghome at half ten though i should of really got back at half twelve but my amazing mother came and got me from p'boro.

am doing all i can to be thee for her but her family dont know we are together and for m to be there would be wrong and only confuse matters. plus i have to be at work coz we have 3 members of staff to wrk 7 days a week... ummm yeah, good one!

on another note, i am thinking of doing another degree. either something artsy and design like or randomly, something medical. was looking at radiography at sheffield hallam.

but yeah, lifes great till it turns shit and out of everyone who deserves shit, laura is the most unlikly candidate. nobody should be sat at their mothers death bed when they are only 22. its fucked up and wrong!!!

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 20:20:23 GMT

I died in the Dungeon of Seagreenish

I was killed in a torchlit corridor by Moonix the fire elemental, whilst carrying...

the Dagger of Ryokophoenix, the Sceptre of Dr Who, the Wand of Evremonde, the Amulet of Life In a Box, the Axe of Morbidmouse, the Sword of Apprentice Lurk, the Wand of Loyalty, the Amulet of Muppet42489, the Shield of Sanzekuhne and 0 gold pieces.

Score: 37

Explore the Dungeon of Seagreenish and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...

Delicious Library is indeed!

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 20:38:28 GMT

For those who have macs (as i dont know if you can use it with a pc) you HAVE to buy Delicious Library.

Its $35 and is amazing!

Basically you either type in or 'scan' the barcode of any book, cd, dvd or game using your webcam and it stores all the info into a virtual bookshelf on your computer. you can then add notes, borrowers etc to it and have a record of all you own! Brill if you have millions of books and dvds like me and are having to box up and pack away everything!

here is a screen cap, click below if for a larger image.

only got it yesterday so only have 98 books on it so far. two zillion to go... and then its dvd time...eeeek!

Bulky Email of Goodness

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 18:25:22 GMT

Back from Canada and had a wicked time. did loads of stuff, saw loads of things and want to move there now please thankyou.

so yeah, here are some photos...

I'm on a plane... ahh ahhh... i cant complain... ahh ahhh...

lacked carebears... was displeased

laura - woow, icebergs! i wonder if one of them sunk the titanic?
alex - dunno... but if the titanic had been around today, it probably wouldnt of drowned
laura - whys that
alex - global warming n shit.. melted all the icebergs!

niagara falls... ahhh pretteh!
awwww

ACTUALLY behind niagara falls!

wet stones, how artsy!

*reads* the little maid *sees* the little mermaid *squeeees* with excitment!

*wants* this picture muchly!

*swooooooosh*

lick my wiiiiiife!

LETS GO BLUE JAYS! LETS GO BLUE JAYS!

See the round bit at the top? no, the little one at the very top? i had dinner up there! was wicked!

BETTY!

Tue, 27 Jun 2006 20:36:08 GMT

omg i didnt actually fail uni!!!

got a text from my lecturer informing me of my 'unofficial' 2.1!!!

yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Aaaaargh

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 21:00:57 GMT

Last Episode of ER killed me!!!

Wed, 31 May 2006 18:32:14 GMT

Grown Up Blog

Sat, 20 May 2006 20:29:11 GMT

i'm a grown up

i'm a grown up

i've finished uni - forever - well atleast till new york but still...

i'm a friggin grown up!

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 21:13:10 GMT

Wait... no... Summer Phoenix is teh SEX!